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Monty Hoofton's Galloping Circus 3(The camera focuses on a quiet countryside. For a few minutes, nothing out of the ordinary occurs. Suddenly, a rainbow colored blur shoots across the sky and approaches the camera at breakneck speeds. The figure manages to stop before hitting the camerapony and we see that the figure is a cyan colored Pegasus with a rainbow mane.)

"And now for something completely AWESOME!" the pony exclaims.

"IT'S…."

Monty Hoofton's Galloping Circus

Sketch: An Unexpected Entrance

Now, before I begin this tale, I am pleased to inform you, my dear readers, that I have personally dealt with our little "interruption" problem. You may be asking yourselv
Monty Hoofton's Galloping Circus 2(The audience is seeing a vast ocean from a sandy beach. In the distance, a lone figure is trying to get closer to the camera but it keeps falling into the water. As it nears, we notice that the strange figure is actually a turquoise unicorn mare with a white mane and lyre cutie mark. She is covered in tattered clothing and her mane is frazzled. She finally reaches the camera, stands on her hind legs and says: "IT'S….")

Monty Hoofton's Galloping Circus

Sketch: Of Dead Parrots and Slugs

When one went to the market district of Canterlot, one would find many fine establishments with tons of goods for the good ponies to spend their hard e
Monty Hoofton's Galloping Circus(The camera is looking at the edge of a small forest in the middle of the countryside. Nothing happens until an elderly looking stallion with tattered clothing and a long white beard stumbles out of the tree line. The pony continues to trot towards the camera until he stops. He raises his front legs into the air, stands up on his hind legs and says: "IT'S….")

Monty Hoofton's Galloping Circus!

Sketch: Rarity hates Spam.

Saturdays in Ponyville were always so very quiet and peaceful. Most ponies were either at their home relaxing their muscles after a hectic week or enjoying themselves at the many fine eateries the small town had to offe
Love Poem in Old PonishLove Poem in Old Ponish

(The following is a love poem written sometime during the old Equestrian Imperium by an unknown author. It was originally written in Old Ponish but has now been translated into the Common Language for better reading.)

Koskótar mustag elmun noc anask tostoná skosnos majostuk.

Neither rain nor snow can ever dampen your un-ending beauty.

Molktos nunc staksís mareus stallois iht ostobuk.

For your mane flows like the gentle seas.

Molktos nunc coásto shotlis grosta Celesti sunnus.

For your coat shines as bright as Celestia's sun.

Norsko melo achiun vertás ojertu neightus

Nothing can ever des
The Birth of PonykindThe Birth of Ponykind

(Starring Faustia, the Immortal Goddess of all Ponies)

The following is a scripture detailing the creation of the three pony races taken from the Hoofble, the holiest book in the Faustism religion.

1. In the beginning, there was nothing, only darkness.  From the heavens, The Goddess, Faustia, looked down on the chaos that was before Equestria and said, "This foul darkness shall be no more. I shall bring light to this abyss." And so She created the sun and it was glorious. With the sun, She created the moon and both would bend to Her will. She called the time of the sun, "Day", and the moon, "Night."

2. And

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*stevostorti 12 hours ago  Student Filmographer
:iconheavyplz: :SANDVICH!!!!!!!!!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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:iconheavyplz::iconsaysplz::iconsandvichplz:
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Mood: Love ~shadowshy5000 Mar 1, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
yes sandvich nomnomnom :3
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Mood: Humor ~AydinPrower7 Aug 20, 2012   General Artist
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~KYDKNYT23DRAKE Apr 29, 2012
:iconheavyplz: what was that sandvich? kill zem all? good idea! ahhahahaha
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Mood: Love ~KaylitheHedgecat Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
XD
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~KYDKNYT23DRAKE Jul 15, 2012
me: walking through the sidewalk when suddenly see's an infected witch crying
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Mood: Love ~KaylitheHedgecat Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
wtf?
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~KYDKNYT23DRAKE Jul 15, 2012
um i'm doing a human and infected act which i need someone help with i'm a human someone need to act like the witch
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~KaylitheHedgecat Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
sure ill do it
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